[ text: ] Pfffff. Not even once?

[ text: ] Not even for a second.
telemystic ; [ text: ] So, tell me now ... ~ How often have you had sex dreams about me? [ //no apologies here ] |

[ text: ] Never.
” Aha, then I see you’re not at all as self - absorbed as Kida - Kun is, then. He seems to be under the impression that if he runs into me, I have business with him. … Hm, but so does Shizu - Chan. Obnoxious. ” Scoff. ” No. I don’t want anything to do with that amoebae today. “

“I can understand why both of them would think that… But, ah– is it a client you’re here to see, or someone else? J-Just out of curiosity, I mean! You don’t have to answer, I’m just being nosy—”
” — … Ah, Ryuugamine Mikado. I didn’t see you there. Would you believe me if I said I was waiting for someone else ~ ? “

“I guess it wouldn’t be a surprise.. I-I mean, it’s not Heiwajima-san you’re waiting for, is it..?”

“Orihara-san. Wh– why are you lurking around this corner?”
i’m not the only one in a shit mood today, huh? okay, serious face on. it seems everyone is out to play dirty today. penny for your thoughts?
hmmm. you’re right. anri - chan might see us, ri ~ ight? ooh, or masa - chan. that would be a shame; he might have a bit of a bitch fit over that. no, it certainly won’t do. my next suggestion would be the park, but i don’t think that would fare well, either, lest kuronuma stumble through … ?
fine, then it’s been decided. i’ll meet you at your house ~ ♪

it’s nothing. you just have that effect on people, is all.
what!? i don’t care about any of that! i just don’t want to go on a date with you at all! whether anyone would see us or not it’s just a terrible idea all round. i mean, i can see why you would come up with it, since you’re full of them, but still–
stay way from my house!
well, i’d be lying if i said i was in a very good mood today, but i wouldn’t say i’m unhappy to see you, so your wish is fulfilled, mitan ~ .
oh? did you want to meet at simon’s instead? — ahh, is it a date ~ ? ♥

ah. what a shame. feel free to stay in a bad mood though, if you like. i don’t really mind, and i’m sure others wouldn’t either…
no. definitely not. that’s a terrible thought.
ryugamiine started following you
a face i’m never unhappy to see! what brings you here? bored? do you need something, maybe? hm ~ ?

i’d prefer it if you were unhappy, orihara-san. and i don’t think i meant to find you here, so i’ll just leave now instead…